1 00:00:03,704 --> 00:00:07,341 Steve, we have to keep Our wedding guest list Below 250. 2 00:00:08,476 --> 00:00:11,011 Here's a name We can cross off. 3 00:00:11,079 --> 00:00:12,513 Oh, no, not uncle cecil. 4 00:00:12,580 --> 00:00:15,383 It wouldn't be an urkel Wedding without uncle cecil. 5 00:00:15,449 --> 00:00:18,586 Isn't he the one who Draws a face on his stomach 6 00:00:18,652 --> 00:00:22,456 And then makes His belly button talk? 7 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:25,593 Oh, no, That's aunt muriel. 8 00:00:25,659 --> 00:00:28,229 Uncle cecil's the one Who shoves paint up his nose 9 00:00:28,296 --> 00:00:31,365 And sneezes portraits. 10 00:00:31,432 --> 00:00:35,103 Oh, I bet he's very prolific During cold and flu season. 11 00:00:35,169 --> 00:00:37,771 Oh, yeah, that's when He does landscapes. 12 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:43,010 Steve, I don't see your Parents' name on this list. 13 00:00:43,077 --> 00:00:45,113 Oh, I called them In moscow 14 00:00:45,179 --> 00:00:48,316 And they said they would Be busy on our wedding day. 15 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:49,450 Busy? 16 00:00:49,517 --> 00:00:51,485 Yeah. As bad luck Would have it, 17 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:54,422 Their favorite episode Of the mod squad Is coming on. 18 00:00:54,488 --> 00:00:58,426 Of course, over there It's called Modski squadski. 19 00:00:58,492 --> 00:01:03,631 Well, I guess that's 2 less badger filets We have to pay for. 20 00:01:03,697 --> 00:01:05,533 Save our money. 21 00:01:05,599 --> 00:01:11,038 Uh, laura, there Is something else I'd like to bring up. 22 00:01:11,105 --> 00:01:13,674 It's a longstanding Urkel tradition 23 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:17,311 To wait 3 months before Consummating the marriage. 24 00:01:17,378 --> 00:01:21,081 But, steve-- Okay, okay, you Talked me out of it. 25 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:25,119 [knock on door] 26 00:01:25,186 --> 00:01:27,355 Consummate my marriage. Consummate my marriage. 27 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:30,891 Consummate my marriage. Consummate my marriage. 28 00:01:30,958 --> 00:01:33,827 Hello, are you Steve urkel? 29 00:01:37,064 --> 00:01:41,034 Oh, my god! Buzz conrad! 30 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:44,104 The famous Astronaut? 31 00:01:45,506 --> 00:01:47,641 Wow, I can't believe I'm actually Shaking hands 32 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:49,877 With the man who Walked on the moon. 33 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:51,712 Do you mind If I come in? 34 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:52,980 Sure, come on in! 35 00:01:53,046 --> 00:01:55,516 Buzz conrad Wants to come in. 36 00:01:55,583 --> 00:01:57,985 Take one small step For man, 37 00:01:58,051 --> 00:01:59,953 One giant step-- 38 00:02:00,020 --> 00:02:02,556 Uh, that was The other guy. 39 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:04,458 Oh, sorry. 40 00:02:06,794 --> 00:02:10,931 Buzzy, Meet my honey Laura winslow. 41 00:02:10,998 --> 00:02:12,766 Laura winslow, Buzz conrad. 42 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:13,901 How do you do? 43 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:15,503 Good to meet you. 44 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:18,339 What in the name Of william shatner Are you doing here? 45 00:02:18,406 --> 00:02:20,908 Well, steve, I have Very exciting news. 46 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:23,511 The international Space program Has chosen you 47 00:02:23,577 --> 00:02:26,480 To be the first Student in space. 48 00:02:26,547 --> 00:02:28,716 Ooooohhh! 49 00:02:50,137 --> 00:02:51,605 Oh, my god. 50 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:54,275 I fainted in front Of buzz conrad. 51 00:02:54,342 --> 00:02:55,843 Oh, I'm So embarrassed. 52 00:02:55,909 --> 00:02:58,312 Of course, you probably Fainted when you found out 53 00:02:58,379 --> 00:03:00,514 You were going into space. 54 00:03:00,581 --> 00:03:01,549 No. 55 00:03:03,083 --> 00:03:04,918 During liftoff? No. 56 00:03:04,985 --> 00:03:06,754 Re-entry? No. 57 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:08,121 You never fainted? 58 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,157 Just once when I Watched an episode 59 00:03:10,224 --> 00:03:12,593 Of homeboys In outer space. 60 00:03:14,161 --> 00:03:15,663 Oh! 61 00:03:17,064 --> 00:03:18,799 So, why'd you pick Steve? 62 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:21,269 The space program Had a national Science contest, 63 00:03:21,335 --> 00:03:23,070 And steve's entry Won first place. 64 00:03:23,136 --> 00:03:27,475 Really? You mean you liked The urkel a.G.F.-5000? 65 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:28,276 Oh, yes. 66 00:03:28,342 --> 00:03:29,643 The urkel A.G.F.-5000? 67 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:32,646 Yeah, a.G.F. Stands for Artificial gravity field. 68 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:35,283 You see, I worked up Some equations That, in theory, 69 00:03:35,349 --> 00:03:37,084 Should produce gravity In a weightless environment. 70 00:03:37,150 --> 00:03:40,421 Steve, we're building A prototype of your Invention right now, 71 00:03:40,488 --> 00:03:43,991 And we want to test it In space with you aboard. 72 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,393 I'm the man! 73 00:03:45,459 --> 00:03:47,861 I'm the man! I'm the man! 74 00:03:47,928 --> 00:03:50,698 We'll need you to train In houston for 6 months. 75 00:03:50,764 --> 00:03:52,132 I'm not the man. 76 00:03:52,199 --> 00:03:53,367 What? 77 00:03:53,434 --> 00:03:55,336 Well, my sweetie and I Are scheduled 78 00:03:55,403 --> 00:03:57,170 To be hitched In 2 months. 79 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:59,973 Why, we've already Booked the caterer, The church, the hall. 80 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:03,444 I even hired A cheese sculptor to do Our likeness in velveeta. 81 00:04:03,511 --> 00:04:07,214 See, we're kissing In a sea of crackers. 82 00:04:07,281 --> 00:04:08,449 I see. 83 00:04:08,516 --> 00:04:10,217 Excuse us For one minute. 84 00:04:10,284 --> 00:04:12,019 Certainly. 85 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:16,189 Steve, this is A once-in-a-lifetime Opportunity. 86 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:19,026 But, laura, So is marrying you. 87 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:22,330 I wanna get hitched Before you change your mind. 88 00:04:22,396 --> 00:04:24,332 Steve, that's not Going to happen. 89 00:04:24,398 --> 00:04:25,766 Look, we'll just Postpone the wedding 90 00:04:25,833 --> 00:04:28,436 Until after you Return from space. 91 00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:31,505 No wonder I love you so much. 92 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:35,943 Buzzy, 93 00:04:36,877 --> 00:04:38,211 Count me in. 94 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:39,913 I'll go On one condition. 95 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:40,914 What's that? 96 00:04:40,981 --> 00:04:44,952 I get to steer The space shuttle. No. 97 00:04:45,018 --> 00:04:46,387 Honk the horn? No. 98 00:04:46,454 --> 00:04:48,422 Blink the lights? No. 99 00:04:48,489 --> 00:04:50,691 Ride shotgun? Deal. 100 00:04:52,092 --> 00:04:54,061 I love this guy. 101 00:05:04,237 --> 00:05:08,542 Edward, you are The third generation Of winslow men 102 00:05:08,609 --> 00:05:11,945 To graduate from The police academy. 103 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:15,416 Son, I have never been More proud of you. 104 00:05:15,483 --> 00:05:16,950 Well, let me Tell you, dad, 105 00:05:17,017 --> 00:05:19,920 I couldn't have had A better role model. 106 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:21,655 All: to eddie. 107 00:05:25,793 --> 00:05:28,529 Man, this is just Fizzy apple juice. 108 00:05:28,596 --> 00:05:31,365 Come on, laura, why Don't you help me With eddie's cake? 109 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:32,600 Sure, mom. Wait a minute. 110 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:33,834 There's cake In the kitchen 111 00:05:33,901 --> 00:05:36,404 And I'm in the Living room? Bye. 112 00:05:37,438 --> 00:05:38,672 We'd better get in there 113 00:05:38,739 --> 00:05:41,208 Before he gets Strung out on frosting. 114 00:05:41,274 --> 00:05:43,411 Oh, edward, sit down. 115 00:05:43,477 --> 00:05:46,046 I got a present for you. Almost forgot about it. 116 00:05:46,113 --> 00:05:47,481 Oh, cool. I hope it's green 117 00:05:47,548 --> 00:05:48,916 With dead presidents On it. 118 00:05:48,982 --> 00:05:49,950 Oh! 119 00:05:51,452 --> 00:05:52,753 Here you go, honey. 120 00:05:52,820 --> 00:05:56,390 Chocolate marble cake. Slammin'! 121 00:05:56,457 --> 00:05:59,192 You know, this is Steve's favorite cake, too. 122 00:05:59,259 --> 00:06:03,597 Except he likes it With a nice slice Of spam on top. 123 00:06:03,664 --> 00:06:05,766 You really miss him, Don't you? 124 00:06:05,833 --> 00:06:08,201 Of course. It's been 6 months. 125 00:06:08,268 --> 00:06:09,369 [sighs] 126 00:06:09,437 --> 00:06:11,405 I can't believe I miss him this much. 127 00:06:11,472 --> 00:06:13,240 It's like a piece Of me gone. 128 00:06:13,306 --> 00:06:16,444 Laura, you sound like A woman in love. 129 00:06:16,510 --> 00:06:19,279 He's coming home tomorrow For a couple days Before the launch. 130 00:06:19,346 --> 00:06:22,950 We'll going to go down To the polka hall and Dance the night away. 131 00:06:23,016 --> 00:06:26,454 Now you sound Like a woman Who's lost her mind. 132 00:06:27,354 --> 00:06:30,624 Edward, ever since You told me 133 00:06:30,691 --> 00:06:33,527 You wanted to become A police officer, 134 00:06:33,594 --> 00:06:35,362 I've wanted to give This to you. 135 00:06:35,429 --> 00:06:37,431 So here. 136 00:06:37,498 --> 00:06:40,200 Wow, a bullet-proof Vest? 137 00:06:40,267 --> 00:06:41,569 Mm-hmm. 138 00:06:41,635 --> 00:06:44,438 Dad, won't they issue me one When I report to duty? 139 00:06:44,505 --> 00:06:48,208 Yeah, but they won't Issue you this one. 140 00:06:48,275 --> 00:06:50,611 This is My lucky vest. 141 00:06:50,678 --> 00:06:51,712 Hmm. 142 00:06:51,779 --> 00:06:53,614 See that mark Right there? 143 00:06:53,681 --> 00:06:55,916 Yeah, it looks Like mustard. 144 00:06:57,551 --> 00:06:58,986 Below that. 145 00:06:59,052 --> 00:07:01,421 Oh, here? Mm-hmm. 146 00:07:01,489 --> 00:07:04,858 Oh, dad, was this mark Made by a bullet? 147 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:07,160 Yep, a .38 slug. 148 00:07:07,227 --> 00:07:08,962 You never told me You were shot. 149 00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:13,200 Well, you were only 5 When it happened. 150 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:15,569 It was a simple Traffic stop. 151 00:07:15,636 --> 00:07:17,638 The guy was speeding, I pulled him over, 152 00:07:17,705 --> 00:07:19,607 Asked to see his license. 153 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:22,375 And he pulled out a gun And shot me. 154 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:23,944 Why? 155 00:07:24,011 --> 00:07:27,615 Well, turns out He was wanted for murder In another state. 156 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:30,250 And he thought I made him. 157 00:07:30,317 --> 00:07:32,720 If it wasn't For this vest, 158 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:34,855 I wouldn't be here today. 159 00:07:34,922 --> 00:07:37,257 Wow, that's deep. Mm-hmm. 160 00:07:37,324 --> 00:07:39,493 Come on, let me Help you try it on. 161 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:41,595 Eddie: cool. 162 00:07:42,095 --> 00:07:43,096 Yeah. 163 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:50,470 I wonder What's keeping steve. 164 00:07:50,538 --> 00:07:53,306 He said he was going To be here at 9:00. 165 00:07:53,373 --> 00:07:54,742 Relax, laura, It's only 10 after. 166 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:57,578 Oh, my god. I thought It was only 5 after. 167 00:08:00,581 --> 00:08:01,782 Hi, laura. 168 00:08:01,849 --> 00:08:03,383 Oh, steve! 169 00:08:03,450 --> 00:08:04,752 Whoa! 170 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:07,721 Oh, I thought You'd be happy to see me. 171 00:08:09,022 --> 00:08:11,058 Ooh, this is nice! 172 00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:12,025 Standard issue. 173 00:08:12,092 --> 00:08:15,495 I'm not talking About the outfit. 174 00:08:15,563 --> 00:08:18,365 Welcome back, steve. You're looking good. 175 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:22,570 That's what 6 months Of astronaut training Will do for a guy. 176 00:08:22,636 --> 00:08:24,237 Oh, so what's it Like in houston? 177 00:08:24,304 --> 00:08:28,041 Oh, a little hot, Humid, way too many June bugs. 178 00:08:28,108 --> 00:08:29,877 No, no, I meant The space center. 179 00:08:29,943 --> 00:08:34,615 Oh. A little hot, Humid, way too many June bugs. 180 00:08:34,682 --> 00:08:39,887 Uh, daddy, I haven't seen Steve in 6 months. 181 00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:41,521 I know. 182 00:08:41,589 --> 00:08:43,190 So... 183 00:08:43,256 --> 00:08:45,626 Tell me about the astronauts You're going up with. 184 00:08:45,693 --> 00:08:47,460 Well, the first guys I trained with, 185 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,129 Well, they left After a month. 186 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:51,765 The second 2 guys, They put in for Early retirement. 187 00:08:51,832 --> 00:08:54,001 Kinda odd for fellas In their twenties. 188 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:56,804 So I'm going up with The last guys left-- 189 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:59,673 Colonel mitch parker And major alan healy. 190 00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:01,942 Whoa! So tell me About your mission. 191 00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:03,677 He goes up, He comes down. 192 00:09:03,744 --> 00:09:05,045 Come on, steve. 193 00:09:05,112 --> 00:09:07,815 It's a little more Complicated... 194 00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:14,421 Laura, why'd you Drag me away? 195 00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:16,624 I was just about To tell carl-- 196 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:21,829 Houston, We have ignition. 197 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:24,431 I'm sorry. I just Had to do that. 198 00:09:24,497 --> 00:09:28,068 Oh, never apologize For kissing me. 199 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:32,906 Here, let me Wipe off your seat. 200 00:09:38,345 --> 00:09:40,180 It's fine, steve. 201 00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:47,054 I am so proud Of you. 202 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:48,121 Really? 203 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:52,425 Of course. The first Student in space. 204 00:09:52,492 --> 00:09:53,694 You're only 21 years old 205 00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:55,595 And you're Making history. 206 00:09:55,663 --> 00:10:00,934 And to think a year ago I couldn't get a job At taco bell. 207 00:10:05,773 --> 00:10:10,043 Well, laura, What's the matter? 208 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:12,245 I don't know. I was just thinking. 209 00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:16,784 It took me 15 years To realize how important You are to me. 210 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:20,788 Now I could lose you. 211 00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:24,224 No way. Ain't gonna happen. 212 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:27,627 Um, steve, I want you To promise me something. 213 00:10:27,695 --> 00:10:30,130 Anything. 214 00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:33,333 I want you to promise me That no matter what 215 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:36,303 You'll find a way To come back to me. 216 00:10:37,938 --> 00:10:40,307 I promise, laura lee. 217 00:11:00,928 --> 00:11:03,630 Oh, harriette, that Was a wonderful meal. 218 00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:05,665 Oh, it surely was. 219 00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:07,034 Now you see, blanche, 220 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:10,670 Lasagna doesn't Have to be crunchy. 221 00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:12,906 How would you know, Dear? 222 00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:15,709 You don't chew, You just swallow. 223 00:11:15,776 --> 00:11:19,212 Well, I'm so glad You and the commissioner Could make it tonight. 224 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,448 Listen, why don't You and I 225 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:24,084 Go in the living room And smoke a couple cigars? 226 00:11:24,151 --> 00:11:26,686 Oh, commissioner, No, I don't smoke. 227 00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:28,555 How about we drink A little cognac? 228 00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:30,157 No, sir, I don't drink. 229 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:33,326 Mm-hmm. How about We just get away From the women? 230 00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:35,462 Oh, fine, yeah. 231 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:39,199 Blanche, you have 2 sons on the force, Don't you? 232 00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:42,235 Uh, no, only cliff Became a cop. 233 00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:45,438 Our other son cody Chose a different career. 234 00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:46,774 Oh? 235 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,842 He's touring with Beauty and the beast. 236 00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:50,844 He's the lead fork. 237 00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:54,481 Oh. You must be Very proud. 238 00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:57,217 [flat] Yes. 239 00:11:58,786 --> 00:12:01,688 And you must be Proud of eddie. 240 00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:02,923 Very. 241 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,759 And worried. 242 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:10,197 I used to worry About cliff, too. 243 00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:14,434 But I made sure that His father gave him A safe assignment. 244 00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:16,069 You did? 245 00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:18,105 He put him in charge Of evidence lockup, 246 00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:21,641 And he records all Of the stolen goods That get confiscated. 247 00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:24,011 Hmm, that's interesting. 248 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:28,181 Not only is cliff Safe, but check out The new watch. 249 00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:31,251 Just kidding. Just kidding. 250 00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:37,490 Harriette, would you Like for me to talk to My husband about eddie? 251 00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:39,492 Oh, I don't know. 252 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:41,128 Are you sure? 253 00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:44,965 I don't lose Any sleep worrying About my son. 254 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,300 Blanche. 255 00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:48,335 Yes. 256 00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:53,540 Why don't you go ahead And talk to him about it? 257 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,108 I'll be happy to, Harriette. 258 00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:56,476 Thank you. 259 00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:06,954 You couldn't ask for A more beautiful morning 260 00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:07,988 For this historic launch 261 00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:09,422 Of the first Student in space 262 00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:11,124 Aboard the Space shuttle explorer. 263 00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:14,061 I have never been More nervous in my life. 264 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,363 Steve is going To be just fine. 265 00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:19,032 Newscaster: This is a very critical Stage in the countdown 266 00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:20,667 As they complete The fueling process. 267 00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:23,170 Mission control: Flight controls Have been tested. 268 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:25,605 Standing by gimbal To main engine. 269 00:13:25,672 --> 00:13:27,607 Green at the pad. 270 00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:30,210 Steve: Uh-oh, wedgie alert! 271 00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:35,315 It's going to get A whole lot worse Before it gets better, son. 272 00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:38,818 Anchorman: the countdown Is at t minus 1 minute and counting. 273 00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:40,653 Uh, wait, Ladies and gentlemen, 274 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:43,190 It appears that the Countdown has been halted. 275 00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:47,027 There must be some complex And highly technical problem. 276 00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:01,174 Hi, boys. 277 00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:02,609 Myra! 278 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,244 You'll have to come With me, miss. 279 00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:06,346 Don't touch me, you Brute. I'm with him. 280 00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:09,049 Myra, you're Embarrassing your country. 281 00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:10,650 Not to mention me! 282 00:14:10,717 --> 00:14:13,453 Aah! 283 00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:17,357 Let go of me! 284 00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:19,426 Let go of me! 285 00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:25,832 The technical problem Has been resolved and The countdown can resume. 286 00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:29,636 The honor of launching Explorer goes to the First student in space-- 287 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,271 Young steven q. Urkel. 288 00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:33,273 He has prepared For this moment 289 00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:37,110 With 6 months of rigorous And intensive training. 290 00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:46,119 Mission control, Final ignition sequence Ready to commence. 291 00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:49,089 Hydraulic power units Activated. 292 00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:52,025 Pressure water system Activated. 293 00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:55,662 Launch ignition system on. 294 00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:03,971 You ready, kid? 295 00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:06,039 I was born ready. 296 00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:10,777 Mission control: T minus 10...9...8... 297 00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:13,046 7...6-- [sneezes] 298 00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:17,384 5-4-3-2-1. 299 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:19,286 Whoa! 300 00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:26,526 Whoa, mama! 301 00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:01,628 Come back to me Safe, steve. 302 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,236 Mmm. 303 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:12,239 Half the fat And half the calories. 304 00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:16,709 Hey, I can have another one. 305 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,915 Hey, officer winslow. 306 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,185 How's it going out In those mean streets? 307 00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:27,987 I have no idea. I've Been reassigned, dad. 308 00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:29,289 What? 309 00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:31,291 They yanked me Off my beat 310 00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:33,460 And busted me down To meter maid. 311 00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:34,594 But why? 312 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,063 I don't know. 313 00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:38,298 They shove me into A little 3-wheel Motor scooter, 314 00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:40,333 Dumped the box Of chalk on my lap, 315 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,001 And sent me On my way. 316 00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:43,703 Well, this doesn't Make sense. 317 00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:45,938 I mean, I talked to Your supervisor yesterday, 318 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,375 And he said that you Were doing a great job. 319 00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:52,412 Yeah. Well, today, He's got me slapping Parking tickets on yugos. 320 00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:54,647 Dad, can't you Help me out on this? 321 00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:58,017 Well, son, I'll talk To commissioner geiss, 322 00:16:58,085 --> 00:16:59,819 But I can't promise Anything. 323 00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:03,623 You know, I became a cop So I could protect People from criminals. 324 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,425 Man, this sucks! 325 00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:25,345 Hey, guys, being Weightless is neato With wow sauce. 326 00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:30,417 It's like Being underwater Except I can breathe. 327 00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:33,120 And I don't have To wear noseplugs Or earclips. 328 00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:35,155 And there's no chlorine To chafe my nipples. 329 00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:38,791 Yeah, that's what Neil armstrong used to say. 330 00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:42,295 Hey, look, I'm a balloon In the macy's parade. 331 00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:49,836 Go ahead, kid, say Hello to the world. 332 00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:54,841 Hello, world! 333 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,776 Steve urkel here. 334 00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:59,846 I dedicate this mission To my heavenly honey Laura lee winslow. 335 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,781 Soon to be Laura lee urkel. 336 00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:04,684 How I wish all of you Could meet my fiancee, 337 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,186 But that's impossible. 338 00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:10,757 So give her a ring At 312-555-0139. 339 00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:14,661 [telephone rings] 340 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,543 Explorer, this is Mission control. 341 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:34,881 You're go for the Urkel a.G.F.-5000 experiment. 342 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:38,518 The planet is watching. 343 00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:43,523 These tennis balls You see floating In the air around me 344 00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:44,957 Will serve as A visual aid. 345 00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:47,994 If my machine works, A gravity field will form 346 00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:51,097 And these balls will fall Right to the floor. 347 00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:54,934 If it doesn't... Well, 48 million Of your taxpayer dollars 348 00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:57,537 Will go right down The toi-toi. 349 00:18:57,604 --> 00:19:00,473 Here goes. 350 00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:07,113 Gadzooks, it works! It works! 351 00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:08,848 Congratulations, kid. 352 00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:10,350 Way to go, steve. 353 00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:12,385 You've demonstrated What the young minds Of america 354 00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:14,187 Are capable of achieving. 355 00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:17,156 You are the man. 356 00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:25,498 Our computers Have analyzed the data From the a.G.F.-5000, steve, 357 00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:27,934 And it's An unqualified success. 358 00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:44,617 Hey, let's celebrate By cracking open a tube Of meat loaf paste 359 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:47,987 And for dessert, we'll Have cobbler in a pouch. 360 00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:49,789 I gotta hand it To you, kid, 361 00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:53,260 At first, I thought you Were an irritating dweeb. 362 00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:55,862 Turns out you're An irritating genius. 363 00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:01,601 I love you, man. 364 00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:03,670 Explorer, this is Mission control. 365 00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:06,273 We've got a little Situation here. 366 00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:07,807 What's the matter, Houston? 367 00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:12,245 Well, the a.G.F.-5000 Has drawn a satellite Off course. 368 00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:13,813 Where's it headed? 369 00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:16,015 Right at you. 370 00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:18,285 And that sucker's Bookin'. 371 00:20:22,188 --> 00:20:24,391 I hope this baby Has airbags. 372 00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:45,745 Announcer: next time On family matters... 373 00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:49,015 Explorer is locked down And ready for impact 374 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,049 Oh. 375 00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:55,988 5...4...3...2...1. 376 00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:02,629 Steve: the explorer is spinning Out of control. 377 00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:05,432 I'm about to blow chunks! 378 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:10,603 And imagine my surprise, Not to mention Embarrassment, 379 00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:13,606 When I found out the reason Eddie was reassigned 380 00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:15,908 Was because You requested it. 381 00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:17,344 I was worried About eddie, 382 00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:19,078 And I wanted him To be safe. 383 00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:21,414 Oh, harriette, You interfered In his career. 384 00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:22,949 I protected him. 385 00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:25,051 What you did, Harriette, Was wrong. 386 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,553 First thing Monday morning 387 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,755 Eddie will be Walking his beat. 388 00:21:29,556 --> 00:21:31,290 If that happens, carl, 389 00:21:31,358 --> 00:21:33,860 You're going To be walking, too. 390 00:21:33,926 --> 00:21:35,995 We can't re-enter The earth's atmosphere 391 00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:37,964 With a satellite Sitting on our back. 392 00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:41,000 That's true. One of us Has to go e.V.A. 393 00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:42,502 A space walk? 394 00:21:42,569 --> 00:21:44,871 You're gonna have To send out the nerd. 395 00:21:44,937 --> 00:21:47,407 Holy mackanoli! 396 00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:48,975 [gunshots] 397 00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:50,543 Get down, get down! 398 00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:53,980 Stop! Police! 399 00:21:56,082 --> 00:21:57,049 Halt! 400 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,588 I did it! I did it! 401 00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:03,723 I got the satellite! I did it! 402 00:22:03,790 --> 00:22:05,425 Mitch: Way to go, steve. 403 00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:07,494 Only one problem. What's that? 404 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,295 I'm floating away With it. 405 00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:12,765 Don't worry. You'll stop When you reach the end Of your tether. 406 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:15,001 Tether?